Toilet Talk

A great new product is on the market! It is a toilet especially designed for flushing a complete hard-cover koran! I am hoping it can also handle any bibles you might feel like tossing in, or come to think of it anything written by Dr. Phil.

Anybody who has actually used a toilet knows there is no way a book of any size could possibly flush down one. That this bit of urban legend somehow sparked riots and deaths leads me to believe that perhaps they might invest in modern plumbing instead of more giant mosques over there. They will obviously get a far better education from sitting on a toilet than on a pew. (Well ok, I hear they all kneel on the ground over there, but you get my point)

You will find many religious people in the US who have no issue with disrespecting muslim's beliefs. In one breath they will chuckle about the recent toilet story and in the next breath be taken aback when somebody dare speak ill of their wacked-out judeo-christian beliefs. As you know I am a strong believer in equal opportunity. There is room in the toilet for all of us!